I hate being so dumb and needy all the time.
I’d tear all my teeth out if it meant I could sleep.
musicismyvida asked: Brandon.
Once upon a time, there was a young, strapping lad named Brandon. He was the cutest, funniest, sweetest prince in all the land. He could charm anyone with his irresistable smile and put all the maidens in a trance with his beautiful music. He was very smart and truly cared for others.
One day, a maiden named Lanie fell to his charm, and she was lucky enough to win his love in return. She hoped that none of the other taller, thinner, prettier or more graceful maidens would steal her prince away, and worked very hard to make sure he knew how greatly appreciated he was. Sir Brandon taught Lanie the maiden of love, music, and how to be fearless.
He continued to be Lanie’s prince charming and they lived happily ever after.
alx41upinthisbitch asked: Alex...
There once was a kid named Alex. He was a senior at Liberty. He and Lanie (who was a junior at the time) had a mutual attraction, or so she thought. Lanie tried to talk to Alex at school, but he would not replicate the same efforts. He would only talk to Lanie over Facebook. Lanie grew tired of the shenanigans and moved on. Now Alex hardly talks to Lanie unless its posting his own name in Lanie’s inbox.
The end.
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